Tuesday, February 9, 2010

A LIttle Humor to Get By

A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR manager during the welcoing briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you cna go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later, their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our Admin girls has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads indicating, "no."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the Admin chick?"

A hand ross hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool!!!!!!"

For four weeks we've been eating Managers and Supervisors and no one noticed anything, but noooooooo, you had had to go and eat someone who actually works!!!"

OR

A young engineer was leaving the offic4e at 3:45 when he found the Acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the Acting CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the Acting CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need two copies."

Lesson: Never, never, never ever assume that your boss knows what he/she's doing.

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