Tuesday, February 9, 2010

A LIttle Humor to Get By

A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR manager during the welcoing briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you cna go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later, their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our Admin girls has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads indicating, "no."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the Admin chick?"

A hand ross hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool!!!!!!"

For four weeks we've been eating Managers and Supervisors and no one noticed anything, but noooooooo, you had had to go and eat someone who actually works!!!"


A young engineer was leaving the offic4e at 3:45 when he found the Acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the Acting CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the Acting CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need two copies."

Lesson: Never, never, never ever assume that your boss knows what he/she's doing.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Upon Request Internet talk radio

What is Upon Request Internet talk radio?

Remember when you went into a diner and sat at a table there was a small version of a juke box?

Well, PIVTR has created a juke box for playing audio and video shows Upon Request.
Like the juke box, you must deposit coins in the slots, pick your selection and it started playing your favorite music.
This week ONLY, February 5 through February 12, PIVTR will run a Beta Version of Upon Request. That's right, tell PIVTR what audio program you want to listen to again, and get to hear it instantly.

Playing Times for Upon Request begin at 2 p.m. eastern standard time and ends at 4 p.m. the peak audience listening hours.

So, get those orders in and let's hear some Upon Request audio programs.

Video will be offered on another beta trial so get those book trailers out to me. This will also be offered for a week as beta.

After February 12th, it will become fee driven.